What is the best statue for facebook when all your friends seem to be dead?

what about:

‘my pals are useless!:O’
or perhaps
‘my pals are useless!:O’
or
‘my pals are useless!:O’
or
‘my pals are useless!:O’

or
‘my pals are useless!:O’

or
‘my pals are useless!:O’

or
‘my pals are useless!:O’

or
‘my pals are useless!:O’

or
‘my pals are useless!:O’

or
‘my pals are useless!:O’

or
‘my pals are useless!:O’
or perhaps:
‘there’s any squirrel within my pants’

write – ” hey gyzz i really need guide m in a very dangerous problem n the idea ain’t fiction “; o

All My friends have Passed away out about me whats taking place.